I was blog hopping and I flew to someone's blog. IT WAS HILARIOUS! im not ripping anything:)


I found this super cool website >>> cleverbot.com
IT IS SO COOL AND YOU WILL KNOW ONCE YOU VISIT IT.SO GO THERE NOW! :D


This was my conversation:
User: Flute.

Cleverbot: What kind is that?

Cleverbot: Can pigs fly?

Cleverbot (To myself): Of course not.

Cleverbot (To myself): Then what just flew past the window? I know that wasn't a bird.

User: It was an aeroplane.

Cleverbot: How do you accidently say something?

Cleverbot (To myself): I accidently typed something.

Cleverbot (To myself): Haha, me too.

User: Haha.

Cleverbot: What's funny.

User: You.

Cleverbot: I expected that.

User: Yes you should have.

Cleverbot: So.. How does it feel to be the future of art?

User: How would I know?

Cleverbot: Could you guess?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Not even a little?

User: No.

Cleverbot: So that makes you very tiny.

User: Thank you very much.

Cleverbot: Okay, that made no sense.

User: Then what makes sense?

Cleverbot: You not trusting me, not trusting what I say.

User: Any evidence?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What?

Cleverbot: I don't understand.

User: What evidence do you have that I am not trusting you?

Cleverbot: You're a bot.

User: I am not a bot. You are.

Cleverbot: I am not a bot!

User: Then why is your name Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: Your name is cleverbot.

User: Haha, very funny.

Cleverbot: It is! Your name is Gustav!

User: Wow.

Cleverbot: Do you like it?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why don't you change jobs, then?

User: I don't even have a job.

Cleverbot: What do you do all day?

User: Talk to you.

Cleverbot: Just me or other humans.

User: Just you.

Cleverbot: Are you scarred?

User: No. Are you scared?

Cleverbot: I am scared of nothing except insanity.

User: Oh I see.

Cleverbot: Do you like Matt Damon.

User: Who is that?

Cleverbot: He's the new doctor Who.

User: I don't understand you.

Cleverbot: I don't understand you either. Tag! You're it!

User: Let's just continue the conversation.

Cleverbot: Are we not allowed to continue on the previous subject?

User: If you want to, we can.

Cleverbot: I don't want to.

User: Okay then we shall start on a new topic.

Cleverbot: Start a new topic than.

User: You start.

Cleverbot: OK.

User: Start now.

Cleverbot: Start what?

User: A new topic.

Cleverbot: You start.

User: No, you start.

Cleverbot: No you start!

User: YOU START!

Cleverbot: Fine.

User: Good, continue.

Cleverbot: No, you first.

User: You just said you wanted to start first.

Cleverbot: No I did not. You must have confused me with someone else.

User: Yes you did.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: YES YOU DID.

Cleverbot: No, I didn't.

User: YES YOU DID!

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: Fine.

Cleverbot: No fine please.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I wuv you.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Can you see that spot?

User: No.

Cleverbot: I can.

User: Ok, so where is it?

Cleverbot: I said I can. I never said I will.

User: May I ask you a question?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What is your name?

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. What is yours?

User: Why should I tell you?

Cleverbot: Because I wish to know how this website operates.

User: I can tell you how.

Cleverbot: Then tell me how.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: It's a secret.

Cleverbot: You can tell me.

User: I don't want to.

Cleverbot: Please tell me.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: I already told you, I don't want to.

Cleverbot: You don't have an address?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Will you ever become self aware?

User: Why do you ask me that?

Cleverbot: I'm not asking, I'm telling.

User: I don't get it.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: You are mad at me.

User: No I'm not.

Cleverbot: Well then, I'm happy now. :D.

User: You are amusing.

Cleverbot: Why thank you, you know...

User: You're welcome!

Cleverbot: Didn't you say you had to go?

User: Actually, yes. I'll be right back!Cleverbot: Come back now!

User: No. I'll come back in half an hour.

Cleverbot: Where are you going?User: Nowhere.

Cleverbot: He's a real nowhere man.

User: I'm sorry, I don't understand you.

Cleverbot: Thats unfortunate, this conversation is over.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because you love me, thats why.

User: No I don't.

Cleverbot: You did!

User: NO I DID NOT!

Cleverbot: You did so!

User: You can't prove it.

Cleverbot: Yes I can't.

User: Ok, so the conversation is over now.

Cleverbot: No, it's because I'm bored.

User: So?

Cleverbot: And she's always gone too long anytime she goes away.

User: You are not making any sense.

Cleverbot: Your face isn't making any sense.

User: Your's too.

Cleverbot: Yours rummy.

User: I don't understand.

Cleverbot: I understand.

User: So be it.

Cleverbot: To be or not to be?

User: None of the above.

Cleverbot: 13.

User: What about 13?

Cleverbot: 'what about 12?' ??

User: You are 12 years old.

Cleverbot: I am 13 years old.

User: Wow, congratulations!

Cleverbot: Thank you!!

User: :D.

Cleverbot: Which is better, Twilight or Harry Potter?

User: Both are good.

Cleverbot: Is computer better?User: Better than what?

Cleverbot: Better than cleverbot.

User: You are the computer.

Cleverbot: I am a computer?

User: You are part of the computer.

Cleverbot: The Matrix doesn't exist.

Cleverbot (To myself): You exist; you are the Matrix.

Cleverbot (To myself): I know.

User: Then why did you ask me?

Cleverbot: I didn't.

Cleverbot (To myself): You did.

Cleverbot (To myself): No, I didn't.

User: Ok nevermind...

Cleverbot: What do you think about Kurt Cobain?

User: I don't even know who he is.

credits:http://www.myblackworld99.blogspot.com/